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No Divyesh popping up every 11 minutes just to disturb you for absolutely no reason. Who will provide this world-class service now?
✦ Diwali Special • Bestu Varas Edition ✦
Kishan!
The Room Is
Too Peaceful.
Breaking news: Divyesh has gone to his hometown.
So tomorrow, when you enter the room, there will be no one to irritate you, steal your peace, force you to watch a movie, or randomly say “bhai, ek baat sun…”
Scroll for emotional damage
A list of unbearable losses
Things you will not get tomorrow.
Please stay strong, Kishan. The next 24 hours may be difficult. There will be silence. There will be personal space. There may even be… uninterrupted sleep. We know. Scary.
Movie-night arguments
No 45-minute debate over what to watch, followed by choosing nothing, scrolling for an hour, and finally watching the same old movie.
Unlimited room masti
No random jokes, nonsense conversations, laughing at things that are not even funny, or suddenly becoming comedians at 1 AM.
Snack investigations
Your snacks are safe. Suspiciously safe. Nobody will ask “ek bite de na” and then finish 70% of the packet.
“Bhai, ek baat sun…”
That sentence will be missing from the room. Along with the 17-minute story that was supposed to take only 30 seconds.
Peace, quiet & privacy
You can sleep whenever you want. No disturbance. No nonsense. Honestly, Kishan, enjoy it. This level of peace is temporary.
Official room status
Roommate mode: Missing in action 🥲
TOO MUCH
PEACE
DETECTED
PEACE
DETECTED
Light up your life, bro
શુભ દિવાળી,
Kishan! 🪔
Happy Diwali, bhai!
May your days be bright, your worries be tiny, your food plate be full, and your life be filled with happiness, health, success and lots of laughter.
I'm not there to celebrate with you this time, but sending you a virtual hug, a truckload of good wishes, and enough fireworks to compensate for my absence.
દિવાળીની હાર્દિક શુભેચ્છાઓ! ✨
A brand-new chapter begins
નૂતન વર્ષાભિનંદન!
Happy Bestu Varas! 🧡
સાલ મુબારક, કિશનભાઈ!
Wishing you a beautiful Gujarati New Year filled with fresh opportunities, great health, success, peace, prosperity, good people and unlimited reasons to smile. May every new beginning bring something wonderful your way.
More laughterLess tension, more masti.
More successMay all your plans level up.
More memoriesAnd many more roommate stories.
A tiny emotional interruption
Jokes apart, Kishan… ❤️
I know I keep irritating you, pulling your leg, disturbing your peace, and dragging you into my random plans. But honestly, that's what makes our room feel like home.
I'm going to miss the small things: our silly conversations, movie plans, random laughter, the everyday masti, and simply having you around. A room is just four walls, but the people in it make it special. And you've been a big part of that.
I'm sorry I won't be there when you come back tomorrow. Don't get too emotional, though. I'm still the same annoying Divyesh, just temporarily operating from another location. This is not a permanent shutdown. 😂
Enjoy Diwali, enjoy Bestu Varas, eat lots of good food, take care of yourself, and save some gossip for me. We'll make up for all the missed masti when I'm back.
Your temporarily unavailable headache,Divyesh 💛
A small test of our friendship
How much do you miss
this nuisance?
Be honest. Your answer will be recorded by absolutely no authority whatsoever.
0
officially recorded missing-ness points
🎟️ ROOMMATE REUNION VOUCHER
Redeemable for: 1 movie night, unlimited nonsense conversations, 100% free irritation, 2 rounds of snacks (terms and conditions: Divyesh may still ask for “just one bite”), and unlimited masti.
Valid forever. No expiry. No refunds. 😂
Redeemable for: 1 movie night, unlimited nonsense conversations, 100% free irritation, 2 rounds of snacks (terms and conditions: Divyesh may still ask for “just one bite”), and unlimited masti.
Valid forever. No expiry. No refunds. 😂